Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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