I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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