U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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