The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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