yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
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six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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