Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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