You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Randomize
