The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
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