Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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