Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
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I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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