How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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