Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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