Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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