it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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