i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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