There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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