apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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