walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
How many fucks given?
0.12846
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
