And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."