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  i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.

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  17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.

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• (315): View more from New York

  don't pay it forward

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  I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced

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• (310): View more from California

  Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.

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  These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog

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  Do u remember buying that

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  I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again

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• (954): View more from Florida

  He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.

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