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(410): View more from Maryland

Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha

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(410): Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha http://tfl.nu/68fw

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i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.

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(+49): i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve. http://tfl.nu/21ct

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box

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(215): You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box http://tfl.nu/kcqr

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(816): View more from Missouri

dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life

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(816): dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life http://tfl.nu/cejd

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests

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(267): the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests http://tfl.nu/jxz4

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?

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Good morning to you

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(203): Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday? (1-203): Good morning to you http://tfl.nu/rc7c

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(919): View more from North Carolina

he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.

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(919): he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'. http://tfl.nu/h82o

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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.

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(785): I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol. http://tfl.nu/ketb

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car

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(412): At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car http://tfl.nu/wr7k

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

if you just come over, i will entertain you

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment

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(508): if you just come over, i will entertain you (484): arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment http://tfl.nu/zbb7

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.

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(337): Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex. http://tfl.nu/wf1h

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(541): View more from Oregon

It's like the blind leading the senile over here.

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UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.

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(541): It's like the blind leading the senile over here. (541): UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili. http://tfl.nu/cgpf

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(705): View more from Ontario

There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!

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(705): There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!! http://tfl.nu/7xwk

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Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.

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(805): Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message. http://tfl.nu/tlvz

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(310): View more from California

Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.

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(310): Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me. http://tfl.nu/c54s

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