I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Wow word travels fast.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
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i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."