so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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