I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Send help, water and tortillas.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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