physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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