It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
we should paint friendship bongs
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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