do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
there is puke in my bra ... again
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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