I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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