her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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