Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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