You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
bring money and cleavage
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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