WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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