Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back