i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I have demons in me.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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