I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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