3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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I just found puke in my bra..
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
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Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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