Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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