the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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