I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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