I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Randomize
