Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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