Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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