It was confusing and full of hummus
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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