the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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