He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
My dick has a subreddit
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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