come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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