She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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