Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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