I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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