zippers are such a cool invention
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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