So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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