the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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