Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
It was a blind-side dick pic.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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