their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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