so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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