He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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