im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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